Strippin' Chicken

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

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Jul 23

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

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Jul 23
Jul 23

ruraljackdaw:

all-four-cheekbones:

theserif:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

I love muggleborn headcanons.

There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?

Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez

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Jul 23

thesilvereye:

If you would like to request a tutorial, you can do so on this post over here!
Eye Coloring Tutorial by me | Other Eye Tutorials: 1 2 3 | My Resource list for Faces and Heads

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iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

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Jul 23
Jul 23

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paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

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Jul 23

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

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Jul 23
Jul 23

coffee-filters:

destieltheory:

LOOK AT BOTH OF THEIR FACES IN THE LAST GIF

"NOT DEAN’S KID" MY ASS

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johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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Jul 23