I know you secretly love me, just admit it.

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

(via urulokid)

Apr 16

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

(via you-want-this-url-huh)

Apr 16

caseyanthonyofficial:

I’m dropping out of school to focus more on puppies

(via untilyourbreathingst0ps)

Apr 12

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(via dulect)

Apr 12
awwww-cute:

I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes
Apr 12

awwww-cute:

I turned on the dishwasher and she just sat there and stared at it for 20 minutes

(via sonikkuruzu)

heckayeah:

you can run and you can hide but you’ll probably get away cause im really bad at hide and seek

(via collapsed)

Apr 12

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(Source: awkwardvagina, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

Apr 9
magstah:

The things you find at the printer at school
Apr 9

magstah:

The things you find at the printer at school

(Source: magstah, via collapsed)

chodeboy:

somethingprettymaybespringtimey:

chodeboy:

when a straight person contaminates ur linens

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If that said “when a gay person contaminates your linens” there would be the biggest shitstorm going on

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(via tyleroakley)

Apr 9
Apr 9

(Source: , via collapsed)